梦见葵（郑元畅）
可能是蔷薇之恋看太 多了，不知不觉的昨晚梦到了葵。那长长卷卷的头发，一脸酷 酷的表情嘴角还带点微笑。其实还蛮惊讶的，虽然说我是很喜欢郑元畅所饰演的葵啦。
昨晚睡得得别晚，什么时候梦境开始我也不知道，就是搭地铁要去上班啊！弟弟和我在同一间公司上班不过那天是弟弟第一天上班，所以就一起搭地铁去啊。可是因为人多所以就站在一旁，就在地铁到站时我看到了一个很熟悉的背影，也应为人很多也就不多加理会。
第二天,就自己搭地铁啊!在车厢里突然就有人在我耳便‘喂’的一声。回过头来一看竟然是葵(郑元畅) ，可是也不知道是怎么了，就是好像认识了很久不知不觉就聊起天来。说也奇怪，感觉就是怪怪的。不管了啦就聊阿，聊聊可能他站就累了，没头没脑的他就蹲下来啊，我也不觉得什么就他蹲他得啊，我站我的咯。那就突然间一个女的就走过来，然后就坐在他面前，还靠在他胸前，就是男生蹲下膝盖就不像女生是合着得吗，就造成有一个空位让她坐咯。我和葵就莫名其妙不知那女的从哪里冒出来的。葵也就在这时凭命的像我打眼色，我也不知该怎么办情急之下就拉了葵的手然后就抱在一起咯。那一霎那就有一种莫名得幸福的感觉，感觉想被保护与怜惜。就不知为什么要抱在一起，就是不想让那女的有机可乘嘛。当那女的看到那一幕就暴跳如雷的大声说道：‘喂！你们怎么可以在大庭广众下这么做呢！’，说完后就气鼓鼓的下站。顿时觉得又好气又好笑，也不知觉的发现自己还抱着葵。当时正觉得尴尬马上把手收回，也就一路到站都没在说话了。那一路心一直跳得都没法停下，也觉得自己很不要脸。‘嗨’我就这样长长的叹了一气走了。
隔天，也真不巧的又碰到了葵， 想起昨天的尴尬我就没和他打招呼还凭命的避开他。在躲避的时候碰巧遇到了朋友，不知要说幸运还是倒霉，葵竟然发现了我。我想也是啦，像我长得这样又丑又胖又矮也很难不被发现啦。就在和朋友谈话中葵也走了过来，但他并没来和我打招呼，只是站在离我不远但稍微升手还是触摸的到的地方。当他在向我走过来时的眼神， 好像在怪我为什么不和他打招呼，似乎在怨我。过一会儿，回过生来却发现他在讲电话，我也继续的和朋友聊天。到朋友下站了他还在线上，我就看到有位便坐下了，不过时不时看一看他。直到还有几个站就要下站了就像说跟他说在见，便瞄了他一眼才发现他以放了电话正静静地坐在一
旁，我便走过去啊，谁知他便站了起来像下一个车厢走去。 那因为愧疚每打招呼就像跟上去说声对不起，但我越向他走去他却凭命的往下走。然后就到站了，我想他应该还在生气吧。就静静的下车了，下车的人还蛮多的，我便跟着慢慢的走向电动扶梯。就正在我一脚要踏电动扶梯时，后面就有人很用力的从我的手肘往后来，还我擦点摔倒。还蛮生气的回头看原来是葵，我们两就愣在扶梯旁一会儿，当我过神来葵以把我拥入怀里了。我也不知发生了什么事，只是在被他我拥入怀里时说了声‘葵，对不起 ’。葵缓缓的说：‘你还真过分，不理我就算了连下车要说声对不起都没诚意，我跟你说刚才一直在讲电话是因为那些所谓的美女个个一直盯着我看，有的还来塔山，一气之下就讲起电话就没人敢来烦我了。你也真了不起的没发现我一直盯着你渴望你回头看我一下，救我一下，真可恶。
静静我突然感到葵内心的寂寞，也不经的自责自己没留意到葵的感受。‘好啦，对不起吗。’‘对不起有用的话还要警察来干嘛！’‘哦，好啦工作快迟到了，哪我先走了。’回过生正要上电动扶梯时又被葵叫住，他缓缓的走过来亲了我一下然后微微的向我笑着挥挥手。我也不知如何是好也就挥挥手而已。
好了!也就到这里我也醒了，感觉着梦是有一点高不可攀可是我是真的梦见了葵吗。可能有人会说我骗人梦醒了那记得了那么多。我也一时说不上来，只是记得老师成经说过人在做梦时是用右脑逻辑思考，少数人会用左脑的创意思维来思考。可能是因为我念的是设计吧。其实在这梦境中我还清楚地记得每一段梦境的颜色呢。
在醒来后我也不断的思考着，也想起了堇在蔷薇之恋里根百合说过梦和现实是相反的吧。也许我拥有了美梦但在现实我可没那福气拥有。也就是所谓的有得必有失。
-shan-
Lessons
This is something i find it interesting and funny although it's all words only.. have fun reading it!
LESSON 1
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on
a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff, and he Was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."
*MORAL OF THE STORY IS: " ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST"*
LESSON 2
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document,and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.
He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
*LESSON II - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING.*
LESSON 3
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you . Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind Of 'key' was he.
The
American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I ?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
*LESSON III - NEVER INSULT ANYONE.*
LESSON 4
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found
this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle,
He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of Water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted"WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so Happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and Immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so Contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and
shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."
*LESSON IV - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.*
LESSON 5
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions. Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain. Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain. Legs......... I should be in charge
because I take the brain where it Wants to go. Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going. Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.*
So after reading all the Lessons, whats is the lesson you've learnt?
haha
-shanz-
